🧀 Say Cheese... and Giggle: Introducing The Naughty Cheeseboard! 🍆 Let’s be real — life is too short for boring cheeseboards. At The Naughty Cheeseboard, we’re here to spice up your next party, hens night, birthday bash, or Netflix-and-brie session with our one-of-a-kind penis-shaped cheeseboards that are as cheeky as they are charming. Yep, we said it. 🍷🍆  

What’s the Deal With a Dickboard?

We’re glad you asked. Our “dickboards” (as we lovingly call them) are handmade with care and designed to be the hilarious centerpiece of your event — without sacrificing quality. Whether you’re gifting one to your cheeky bestie or using it to serve up a platter of fine meats and cheeses, our boards combine naughty novelty with real craftsmanship. Because who says you can’t mix class with a little bit of crass?  

Why People Love Them:

✅ Perfect for Hens Nights & Parties ✅ Memorable Gifts for the Bold & Fun-Loving ✅ Crafted from Quality Materials — Built to Last ✅ Makes a Statement (and starts conversations)  

Not Just for Laughs…

While yes, they are hilarious, our cheeseboards aren’t just a gimmick. We’re proud of the quality and care that goes into each one. These aren't cheap, mass-produced items — each board is sanded, sealed, and finished to stand the test of time (and wine spills). Plus, a portion of our profits is donated to men’s health charities — because we believe in supporting the tools that make these tools.  

Make Your Next Event Unforgettable

Whether you're prepping for a wild girls' night or just want to surprise a mate with a gift they’ll never forget, The Naughty Cheeseboard has you covered. Literally. In cheese. So go ahead, browse the shop. Grab a board. Tag us in your party pics. Just remember — life’s better when you add a little sausage to your platter.  👉 Shop Now on Etsy 💌 Follow us on Instagram @TheNaughtyCheeseboard 📸 Tag us in your spreads: #NaughtyCheeseboard